Bud Light Platinum

Another Pint Sized Review! Today’s beer is Bud Light Platinum by Anheuser-Busch.

Bud Light Platinum
Golden like flax and clear like the intentions of a hitchhiker brandishing an axe, with a head that disappears as fast as it arrives. There is no aroma. At all. Instead of a smell it has a visceral, tickling sensation on the nose. Has all the mouthfeel of what I imagine a spoonful of that oily liquid stuff that beaded and bubbled in those weird aqua hourglasses from the 90s. 

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Gag me with a spoon.


Tastes like flat feet on a pool deck. Sweet corn, malt, and dive bar are prominent flavors that pop from this. I can already feel a headache coming on.
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I’d recommend pairing this with a really loud nightclub and losing your high heels after going to the bathroom with all your friends.
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… as I keep drinking it I like it more. Thank you, 6% alcohol by volume. 

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