Day 3 of my pint sized beer reviews!

Two Hearted Ale by Bell’s Brewery out of Comstock, Michigan!

Year-round offering, it’s perfect for people getting introduced to the hoppyness (hah, you said “penis”) of all these IPAs floating around. Named after the two-hearted river in the Upper Peninsula where Ernest Hemingway used to frequent, I suggest drinking this with large mouthfuls while writing in the woods. Citrus, hops, bitter and tangy all at once. Some uninitiated may say it tastes like a foot, but I say if that’s what feet taste, then I’ve been tasting the wrong feet.

I think this review got away from me.